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My beautiful mistress

This is Oomphoophoo... isn't she beautiful... enchanting... alluring.. stinking somewhat of monkeysweat? She is all of these things, and yet more... visit her exhibits of strangeness and horror below..

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House Of Strangeosity Exhibits!!!





Well ladies and germs, Oomphoophoo-a-maniacs of all ages, I know I promised a dorkiest people with homepages section but it occured to the beautiful one that she might get her hefty carcass sued for ridiculing those who deserve it. Curse the litigation-society! Anyway, I have decided to barrage you people with my own rantings about things that make me mad, things that make me laugh, and things that make my bowels move. I know you don't want to hear it, so don't click on the link (stupid hairless monkeys).
Addendum: This will no longer be called "Rant of the Week" due to the fact that I seem to do this whenever the hell I feel like it, so it will now be called, "Rant of the Whenever-I-Feel-Like-It" If you want to be notified when a new one comes out, send your e-mail ddress the the address below, and you might get lucky. You know you want it.. say it... SAY IT.



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