OH MY GOD!!!! WHAT IS THAT!?!?!?
This abnormality of the skin was sighted somewhere in Kentucky
(where it has been reported that children have been born blue due to inbreeding).
Expert doctors have examined the patient, who, incidentally, can only speak the rudiments
of English and is addicted to a local drink called "Moonshine" also
known as "Red", and have concluded that the condition is incurable. For
the moment, the strange tumor is benign. However, the patient has confessed
that the mark "Talks to me" and "tells me things". Doctors, however,
attribute this to her frequent alchoholic frenzies and do not support this
claim.
To help this poor child, send lots and lots of money to:
Help the Weirdo Fund
(address soon to be added)